Ultimate Frisbee

When you first see the sport being played, you will be struck at how amazingly boring it is. Imagine a field of snotty rich people running around throwing a frisbee trying to catch it in an “endzone.” Sometimes one person guards another and that’s the whole game. 

A weak American Football for pussies. 

A gay game. 

There are no tricks. 

There are no "Ohhh baby.. ya beauty!!!" moments. 

There is nothing more to explain. It's just a dam boring sport for rich people to get their hands into and make all the poor kids want to play it.