To my future self

I was wondering where my ability to attract gay people had gone to.
In recent months, I haven't received a single compliment from the unnatural third sex.
No "Am I cute for a guy?" questions.
No "ang pogi mo" unbelievable nonsense.
None of the crap for a couple of months.

To say the least, it was kinda frustrating for a while.
And then I found out where they had all been hiding...

The Gym.
Waiting for men to drop their pants and share a steam room.