Baby. How could you?

All of us out there have school boy not-even-a-shit-chance-of-happening crushes. The number one for my generation is probably Britney Spears before she went mama. When that video of "Don't let me be the last to know" came out, Jon Tuason claimed that he didn't leave his TV room for 8 hours. Then when "Slave 4 U" came out, Bubs kept his media player repeating on that bit where Britney whispers "I just wanna have sex with you". Without a doubt... it was all about Britney frikkin Spears.

But for me, as you all probably know, it's always been Natalie Portman.
The Israeli hottie just a few years older than me had all the right qualities for anybody shopping for their not-even-a-shit-chance-of-happening crushes. But now, NATALIE PORTMAN HAS A NUDE SCENE. 

Natalie Portman represents a true beauty today that remains uncorrupted by breast implants, French sex tapes and hiphop videos. She was the last link towards the likes of Audrey Hepburn, Gretta Garbo and the untouchable Grace Kelly. 

And, and, and! to add to the glass shattering nude scene, Natalie claims that no man should live without sex. She said that she didn't understand celibacy. 

But Natalie... baby. How could you? Anne Hathaway did the whole nude scene in Havoc, while other good girls aren't that good-looking. 

Natalie? Baby? How could you? A nude scene?