Karma

Right.. right... so we cut Sci10 right? To play Counter Strike Right?
So while backing out of my parking slot, I hit the "Don't leave the car engine on" sign right?
So now I have a massive dent on my car right?


And Dad won't see it... Right?

Right?

buti nalang may pera kami

Carlyle and Kylos' house kanina shot me up into the hall of fame..
let's say twelve is now the magic number
not one..... for one-hit wonder
it's twelve....
I'm just connecting the dots here hoping that I'll hit some form of destiny and get lucky.
because during Psych class... according to this test we took..I found out the Pope is the most important guy in my life... unexpected noh... and now I've hit twelve shots (12 disciples)... and then we had wine as well... you feeling me?... you feeling me? Im turnin Catholic right here. This all happened after I made a deal with God and started wearing a rosary bracelet.

Holy man

hahahahah
Nice guy tour continues...

I wanna practice on the new hackie sacs!!!
Ever since I picked up the little footbags of beauty... Ive been out
First with an infection and now a sprain... so the smart thing will be.... to do nothing for the meantime and bubble boy myself. Something dumb is gonna disable me again once I recover from this sprain. The almighty One is playing with me.

ManU beat Fulham

My tagalog fucking sucks... I'd rather shut up and get lost rather than ask a manong for directions...
So for the little tag that I speak I thank:
Mr. Arevalo... because your academic papers helped me rehearse... 60 pages of Noli Me Tangere analysis.
Poor kids.... because you forced me to learn how to say "Layas".... "puta... wala akong pera".

and of course...

only a sith deals in absolute...

I just wanna laugh at Jerry Rimando... not only does he write incredibly long blogs...
He outdid himself by blogging the about same long shit twice...
twice my friend
galing pare

Injury

Fantasy freaks... here's the low-down on recent events
Lord Hibachi Araneta a.k.a. White Howard tweaked his right foot and has been placed on the Nzoomanities injured list.
when the superstar will be back? we can only speculate
but the injury during the Jaynamites-Nzoomanities game forced a no-contest
and the 100% win record of Team Araneta to remain intact.

another time jay
maybe another time...

Wait... if you guys haven't noticed by now.... Lord Araneta is now shifting

to the good side

so don't think my nice actions should generate controversy
It's just
God has been good to me recently.... its time to put demons aside
and relish the fresh spotlight from heaven

only a sith deals in absolute...

the Day of the gods

Ash wednesday baby.... meaning lotsa cheese pizza and oil on my head

that sucks

-Sci10 orals is tom. and Im too tired to think of a business venture, or a techno crap that saved the world
-Champions League later.... batch 2... hibachi baby... can you say Barcelona vs. Liverpool?
-Im gonna act as Danton Remoto tom. ... He is gay... and he is Lit..... FUCK!! how can you act like that?
-Fil Play tom.... a.k.a. time-wastin' slobber knocker that cost me two hundred buckeroos
-Psych Long Test on Friday.... I love you baby.... all work time. And nothing should be more fun to a student.

BACK OFF BLOG READERS.... I just wanna write about the gods.

Football gods that is.
The Uefa Champions League First Knock-out round's first batch just walked off the pitch. Madrid bulldozered Munich with three goals from srtrike force Van Nistelrooy-Raul. But the German Champs hit them back with two giving them a lifeline when they play the return leg in Munich. In the Allianz Arena. Where they are undefeated in the Champions League.
Manchester United travelled to Paris to play LOSC Lille in the Sta'd de France. Lille was one of the teams that knocked out ManU last season, so it didn't hurt to predict that United would come out guns blazin for some revenge.
The opposite actually happened. The underdogs Lille swamped each of the United players in possession of the ball. The game was slow, but thats how the French Bastards wanted it. They didn't allow Ronaldo anytime to pull off any of the hundreds of tricks he has in his boots. They drove in cross after cross. A goal was actually disallowed. And minutes after.... ManU scored. Ryan Giggs slotted home a free kick when the keeper was still organizing his players.

Lille was furious
who cares?
They threatened to walk out
who gives a rat's shit?
not ManU
not the ref
-game over-

See you guys in two weeks


only a sith deals in absolute...

Buy Hackie-Sacs from me for P350

350... that's sulit right?
Don't check on how much it takes to make the bag
Check on how much pleasure it gives when you kick around these li'l footbags





Time to prepare for the sci10 orals

Batang Bata ka Pa

Why kuya? Because I said so..... And when you grow up, that's when you'll understand. 

That the world is no longer based on anything. Even morals have become so intertwined with the evils of politics that religion can no longer hold the government hand by hand. Which body should people follow? The one that says abortion is legal? Everything is so compressed and messy that a sure-fire plan is no longer possible to construct. 

People become successful without school and some graduates end up as dead-beats telling their kids to sell sampaguitas on the streets. You'll then find out you can't change the world, because that's too big. You can't change society because it's too dangerous nowadays to exercise the 1st amendment. All you can do is adapt. Keep a low profile and make your money. 

Explain this to your younger siblings, who are too excited to grow up and think that grade school "A"'s will stay the same in high school, college and the life afterwards. I often tell my brothers to act mature about stuff and that googly-eyes (I have brothers who use googly-eyes) don't work no more. Never grow up. but don't go to neverland... last time a kid did that.. he got boned by michael jackson.

Somebody please buy our hackie-sacs

Vegas Baby

The sporting week massacre is kinda gonna be stalled because of my injury..
Just hope it heals before Football wednesday, PE grade Thursday and the JAYNAMITESvsNZOOMANITIES basketball game on friday...


B-b-b-b-b-bas-ket-b-b-b-b-b-ball?


Basketball will be my cure for Accounting. For each question that ended up unanswered, someone's teeth will grit the hairs on my knees. For the all Long problems that forced me to look at my seatmate's paper, I turn the tables and force whoever guards me to look somewhere else for someone he could look good playing against. Deal with me. Deal with my elbows scraping your face as I make a jump shot. Deal with me kicking your balls as I take a rebound. Deal with my hand after it blocks a shot, for it will not stop with the ball. Look good against me...

look good enough to model for a "Do not try this at home commercial"

Now its my turn to back up that shit...
I need to practice...

THE HIBACHI

I will become unstoppable... the Jaynamites will end up as insects splattered on my guns... The Hibachi is too big... too strong... and too powerful.

After all..
Height does matter in basketball...

Nate Robinson is 5'4

I take it back

only a sith deals in absolute...

home boy... boy i'm home

Not gonna watch the Sandaang Panaginip play..
I have a pigsa... a word I've heard today only for the first time ever...
now that I have... I was hopin' nevah to find out what it meant...
P2,500 in antibiotics
and now Im a cripple...

Weakling... I always seem to get these kinda things...
Hospitalized from drinking..
fainting from inhaling too much smoke...
and now a scratch growing into a pigsa..
Now that I think about it... parang kulang ako sa testosters or my y chromosome is in the lower case
A man... who can't drink, smoke, DRIVE!! and now survive a little scratch...

I'm sorry Batista
I will never become you...

Unless I bong with steroids
..... Insert smiley here

only a sith deals in absolute...

It ended tonight

It's done...
After two weeks of non-stopamundo study... Accounting was....
not hard... let's leave it at that... hehehe... i might not be able to back it up if I said otherwise

It pays dividends... Management Eco is all ... not all, mga 60% math.... and Accounting did justice to our strong points for once.

I am ready! Sporting week massacre is about to begin...
Jogging on Monday, Swimming on tuesday, FOOT-fucking-BALL!!! on wednesday, PE work-a-thon on thursday and then JAYNAMITES vs. NZOOMANITIES basketball on Friday

Sports shall free me...
An "accident" to any of my opponents shall make me happy


only a sith deals in absolute...

Have you been half asleep?

I got this shit man.. I got this...
don't question the missionaries in their lack of effort... we've been through Ateneo, Acropolis and Alabang... just reading and trying to get as much of ACCOUNTING in our heads as possible.
I love you dammit.

The Hibachi wants this...

he wants it bad

only a sith deals in absolute... manikis amputa

Harana

These China Fucks from Celadon singing "Harana" to our girl blockies in front of the whole UpCaf to see. They may have been trying to say "Hala na". We will never know.

In the name of the Hibachi

I want to say that its been a good year, but there's been nothing to heel-click about. I mean, school is hard... I mean really hard man. I've never failed back-to-back-tah-back Long Tests... ever. And considering the very great, as in Moby Dick "great", possibility of that happening... that's one way to sink my battleship right there. And for good. For good pare.

but boys don't cry
they'd rather bleed...

Matteo Ricci 3:00 - 5:30 pm was pure accounting, too much pizza and all business baby
After Grand Accounting Master Jay, Fearless Leader Carandang and The Lord Hibachi Araneta...we have two new recruits... Master Bogie Wan Kenobi and Olibear.
I wish blogging could pump me up some more.

Tomorrow is Valentines
but it shall not matter anymore (Dammit man!... Fucking Dammit! Take my raincheck for friday please!)
because my date shall be with "the Principles of Accounting" instead.
Someday we'll find it... the lovers, the dreamers and me.



only a sith deals in absolute...

The Mission...

Today I should've studied for MathEco, because it was part 2 of the LT... punyeta
Today I went into Sci10 classroom and ran back outside because I left the Vidcam in Kostka.. in MathEco classroom.
punyeta talaga MathEco na iyan
Today was the first time Mrs. Nolasco cracked... It won't be the last unless baho girl takes a fucking bath.
Today we watched a French Film in Fil... a.k.a. boobs, gays, boobs and gays..
I think sir got turned on....
by the gays
Today I studied in Matteo Ricci with Jay and Mike

Let's go Hibachi... we've got my life to save!
The Mission is simple... everyday... Matteo Ricci... with Grand Accounting Master Jay and Former Grand Accounting Master Fearless leader Carandang....
If I play my cards right.... I'll qualify for the home stretch.

End the Madness
please...

LSS: Im yours by Jason Mraz

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

only a sith deals in absolute...
6 more minutes before my uTorrent downloads Me first and the gimme gimmes

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see.
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

Rites of Passage

I’ve learned that ancient cultures always had great manhood “Rituals of Passage”. The Jews have the Bar Mitzvah. Australian Aboriginal Tribes had circumcision. African Tribes sent their boys into the wilderness alone.

It was that point in time where a Father knew that he had to show his son what it took to be a man. That meant countless hours teaching their boys how to hunt boar, or saw wood, shape iron, throw a spear, fight for what they loved.

Today, we no longer have these Rites of passage. Why? Because we don’t know what a real man is anymore. Society has become so ugly and complicated that so many evils get in the way and the once thin gap between grown up and mature is growing bigger and bigger. Some guys think they can prove their manhood by getting drunk or picking a fight.

Back then Fathers had time to teach their kids with care. Nowadays coz daddy needs a corporate job, we get shipped off to private schools where we have no respect for our teachers (Mr. Lim, Mrs. Duque, Gary Deviles) and education ends with numbers and books.

That leaves us unsettled.
and bored

So now we tune in to TV. The black box that showcases all the drug-using, bad-mouthing celebrities and makes 'em look like heroes. Let's all grow up to be S.N. double O P. D.O. double G and smoke weed.

Because we don’t know what a real man is, many boys, for most of their teen-age life, lose their way. For many years, they get stuck in limbo -Peewee hell for the "egoys" and the wannabe forever kids. They don’t know who they are or where they should go.

Do Justice to the things daddy taught you


Here's a bonus trait: A real man keeps it simple. If you know big words, use them rarely and appropriately, at least in front of morons who think they're smarter than you. Lesson over.

Watch your backs and keep your noses clean.

only a sith deals in absolute...

I bumped a motorbike by the way.

a parked motorbike.

and Eva Green is hot... wearing black gloves, a blanket as a skirt and no top

no top

wait! I'll turn back the clock muna and relive my boyhood boyhoodness because

BATISTA BOMB BABY!!!

Bookmarks

I was rereading 1984, a comic book my sister left behind, and one of the classic Marvel alternate-universe type of thingies. I left a bookmark in one of the sheets, a picture taken in the summer we graduated high school.

You forget things. Life moves you forward, but when you leave bookmarks around, they surprise the living heck out of you. Treat them as you want, and the feelings you get range from "That was nice" to "Damn, I shoulda done this then".

Sometimes you realize that memories in its absolute form has many purposes in life. Memories we've had in the past, unfinished, unrealized, sometimes these things are the most powerful.

It's so creepy when guys tuck their shirts in without wearing a belt. That's what rapists do.

Quickly

My first Quickly in months and my second in only in over 4 years.... Man that feels good.

MathEco pre-long test class just showed me how much I didn't know. The derivative of the x to the y divided by the multiplication of the answer is equal to subtraction. Spinning eyeballs is the best picture.
Sci10 Long Test was madali.... not sunday morning madali... but 10+10 madali (so glad the bonus was math)
Forbidden Questions was "anak ng putaaa" exciting. Oli got a number (Finally!), Izzy got a number too (but you know Izzy... playing with guys comes second only to breathing)... and Josh's journey is about to begin. Maghanda ka Santos.
I'll be posting the answers pretty soon ... so watch out fans.

Okay rin yung Psych... You actually learn good trivia with Nolasco.
Men are men because when they are young, they stick to their mothers. They want their mothers (yes, our peewee brains tell us to crush on mommy). So then we copy daddy... copying his actions, his manners, his voice... in order to become what mommy wants. Eventually the mommy love dies... but we continue to build on our masculinity.

That's how BOY becomes MAN

women on the other hand live on something called Penis Envy..
Male Prevail....

did I use the word "glad"?


only a sith deals in absolute...

Gentlemen

I have spent 11 years in a school that was desperate to turn its boys into gentlemen... and the definitions they've posted have varied. But it remains clear the term gentlemen isn't as specific as it is assumed.

... the question posted out to me by Sabs was... "Why aren't most of our blockmates gentlemen? The opening doors for ladies, and the carrying of books" "The only legit gentlemen in the block are Coo, Josh, Oli and Mike L.".... wait hold it there...

First of all.... Mike L. ? hahahahahahha

Second of all... I don't consider myself a good example of being a gentleman, but when I am excluded from the list because I don't help you girls carry your books or open your doors... I think its unfair that you consider "Gentleman" as a woman's companion of good manners and respect (a.k.a. butler) and assess us on by how much we help YOU. There are many more ways to show kindness and respect. And don't judge us because we don't show them to YOU. That was selfish.

Third stop... I don't see it as a problem. I think all guys in the block are gentlemen... Nobody's a true asshole. I should know. I am the closest to one (that was pa-cool). We'd open the doors and carry the books of girls we like. Because of the attention. Not because we wanna show them what kind of people we are. But because we want them to feel special. (So take out any arguments on being plastic)
Look at those four people (Coo, Josh, Oli, Mike L.).... Coo and Josh are the girl blockies' best friends. They hang out with the girls more than the guys. So its a little more comfortable for them to lend a helping hand. If I was in their shoes.... siguro yeah... Id be a bit more proper. But my attention really never focuses on your troubles. That's where I am at fault. So If I see you having a hard time with your books and or needing a door to be opened... blame me. I agree. But once again... Don't judge me because You don't get my attention and think I should've.
Oli naman is one true gentleman ( Im using your coined definition here and Im not saying Josh and Coo aren't) because he looks around. He actually looks for people who need help and he helps them. That rings up my book. God speed Oli... God speed and live on. On Mike L....
so in conclusion... I say that none of us are true assholes. I don't see any guy missing the opportunity to help an old woman or humble himself when necessary. Ignore the conformist rules.


basta... thats my opinion
Sick with the headache and fever combo with nothing to do at home...
yeah... juices start flowing out of desperation.

only a sith deals in absolute...
LSS: America for white! Africa for Black!
Send those Apes back to the trees! Ship those niggers back!

Ring that Bell! Shout for joy! White man's day is here!
no more nigger civil rights led by nigger queers

Making Waves

Waterslides, Wave pools, Spurting Showers, Karaoke, Frisbee... 

and it was Izelle's Birthday, celebrated in 8 waves Bulacan. Where we had the entire water park to ourselves.

When our block has these special outings, puta pare, some bad shit always happens. 

In Laguna, when -------- hired some strippers, it culture shocked the blockies into tears. (Strike 1 for the bad boys). 

Let's see, oh yeah. During the Baguio summer thing, Mike Lamar went all emo drunk and also destroyed Pao's brand spankin' new vidcam. (Strike 2 for the bad boys) 

 We stole Cyndz' s car in Shakey's as a joke and got more than we could chew. (Strike 3) 

then strike 4 came yesterday when we played FORBIDDEN QUESTIONS with Izzy.... when her boyfriend was there right beside her.. to hear everything... ("How many bases have you gone through Izelle?") Not good... not good... but here's a thing... 

I kinda like these things.. not because of the "it brings people closer together" bullshit... but cause someone gets screwed and its usually one of the bad boys. hahahahahaha.. 

Its an honest opinion. I enjoy seeing them pick up the pieces.

Punctuality

We were late for Peachy's debut, Why? Because of my bro, Andre, arriving at Mcdo an hour after the arranged time of 6pm. Which means I have to be the poor sap to suffer and find parking in Green fucking Hills.

And whaddya know? No parking sa Greenhills. Thank you. We can't even claim to be fashionably late due to the fact the we were in jeans. For a fucking debut.

Now we're gonna come in late, interrupt some heart warming messages, then everyone'll bad mouth our damn jeans. We coulda gotten away with it, if we got there on time. These were my thoughts during the entire drive to Greenhills, which ended up being 100% useless paranoia.

Peachy's debut was extra rich, extra cool, extra spicy and extra delish. Finger foods and Robot statues. I've never seen anyone employed to be a statue. It must be hard. :)

At the end, I eventually found myself dancing with an 80-year old, which didn't seem all sad. What was sad was our presentation. Nobody laughed, when it was all about stand-up comedy. Do the math. That's what I should've been fucking paranoid about instead of our jeans.

south boys and debtant

Telenovela

Telenovela 2... c'mon GMA... I know you like what you see you dam skippy

ahhhhh

Now its my turn Jay

Happy Birthday Peach.

NZOOMANITY vs. JAYNAMITE

Oh yeah.... sa basket kanina??? I forgot about that already. Lemme check the score again of this little game.

NZOOMANITY (60) def. JAYNAMITE (43) was there any doubt? (I wasn't able to edit the picture, kahit 2007 na ngayon. Hassle lang)  

Footbag tour continues...

First stop of the footbag mix tape tour kicked off in UST... so if you saw three overgrown men playing sipa in the basketball courts... yeah... that was team Alabang..

We hit my hometown next week... WE BRINGING FOOTBAGGIN' TO ATENEO!!

Problems... people try to get as many of them as possible. Its the feeling of being loved they get from their friends. So come up to me... come to me.. tell me your problem... and I tell you...

"Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up!
Problem? I don't give a damn about your problems! My momma lost her leg. My uncle lost his testicle! Those are problems! "

You will regret talking to me...


only a sith deals in absolute...