the best bunch in the world- Road Trip..... extreme Road Trip
- get married
- Visit every continent on the planet.... hopefully with a wife and with my own money
- Have a house
- Steal a national artifact
- eat a pufferfish, a cobra or insects
- Make mura to the face of Manny Pacquiao
- See Stonehenge
- Watch a Manchester United, Real Madrid, Barcelona or Bayern Munchen game
- Bungee jump
- Bring my kids to SEXPRESS
- Take Angelo Tan to a strip bar
- watch a WWE pay-per-view... LIVE
- Master another language...... German!!!! or hopefully Jap
- become smarter.... smart enough to prove my critics wrong
- tell the truth... HAHAHAHHA
- Steal some more
- Beat Steven Camina in Math
- See Kester or Bogie without hair on their head
- See Mike Lamar slapped in the face by a girl
- run 20 miles in a day
- Win a non-southridge trophy.... not a medal... a trophy!!
- meet Natalie Portman...
- ....propose to her? it could happen... Seal married Heidi Klum
- become the boss of my own business
- see the Philippines win an Olympic Gold medal... please make cussing a sport
- Run a marathon....
- Flirt with a female cop
- Make someone believe that I'm an alien
- Kidnap and Torture Joel
- take a picture of Bel with enlarged nostrils
- Actually go to Mindanao...
- .... and live to come back
- Get my very own satellite TV
- My own car... with my own money
- Beat Jay in game of the generals
- See Coo buy a new car
- Coach a peewee soccer team to a national trophy
- Have my picture taken with the president, Batista or Van Nistelrooy
- win the ECC tournament in the Legendary level of FIFA 21
- Beat de Jesus in a race
- See my brothers and sisters graduate
- Destroy my old record of number of Tropical hut burgers consumed in a sitting
- Vandalize Ateneo
- Visist Em in the states
- Make a Phone call in an Airplane
- 15 shots sa coco mangas.... 10 lang kaya ko.... okay 9... OKAY!!! 7... hehehehe
- see Kevin Garnett win an NBA trophy
- Kick Sam Milby's balls on national TV
- Say "Jesus f'ckin Christ" in Church
- Win a tournament in Ayale Alabang
- Make my room nicer than Justin's
- Have twins of my own
- Retire with enough money to die happy
- Make out in the rain
- See Alfie with straight hair or in jail...hahahahaha
- Have a PS6
- shit.... in Ms. Duque's face
- Be in the newspaper or magazine
- Make my dad proud
- Batista Bomb a corrupt official
- Order a regular coke and make the waiter believe it's bottomless
- Steal a car
- Make out in the banyo of an airplane
- Be a restaurant favorite where they say: "Good evening again Mr. Araneta"
- Have sex of course
- Finish two books in two days (not comics, not kiddy books)
- Sing on stage
- GET A FUCKIN 100 IN MAGIC SING
- Hear Nina Pablo making barok
- make a video that'll move someone
- have food that'll last an entire movie
- watch the whole LOTR in one day
- watch the Star Wars Saga in one day
- Destroy a car
- Touch a blue whale underwater
- taste paste
- earn 100 million pesos
- Make gago a German
- BONG
- Go to the airport and look for a chink, a stranger chink... then give him the "suck it"
- Steal Mr Santos' hair... naunahan ako
- get a tattoo
- hangglide
- skydive
- bungee
- stick a needle into someone's siliconed breasts
- eat a tub of dairy queen......... i love you
- teach Ramon (my bro) to say "fuck"..... cuuutttteee
- write a short story that people don't secretly laugh at
- at the middle of the night, climb into someone's window and say.... "Luke I am your father"
- the sword of Ignatius.... it's mine!!!!!
- FINISH SIMBANG GABI!!!!
- play soccer in Ultra
- Backstage pass to Foo Fighters, Backstreet Boys, Itchyworms or Spice Girls
- Master an instrument.... electric flute
- Punch a Guy straight in the face....
- See Everest.... hell no will i climb it
- See a red carpet hollywood thinggy
- be blessed by an african tribal witch doctor... uga gagata tuba choy
you wonder why my family's pics are here.... wala lang... kase ang ganda namin
BATISTA BOMBED!!!
1 comment:
I did two na! YEY! I win!
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