goddam right it's a beautiful day

Exchange between german coastguard and american boat in emergency:
american boat: "Mayday, mayday. Can you hear us? Can you hear us? We are sinking. We are sinking."
german coastguard: "Hello. Zis is ze German coastguard."
american boat: "We are sinking!!!! We are sinking!!! my god we are sinking"
german coastguard: "uhh.. good vor you.. Vot are you sinking ABOUT?"

hahahahaha... I love germans... fuck the USA

It was a time before... I hope we've all endured this. Naalala mo ba? Do you remember when you were little, a ten year old and your parents would try to convince you something wasn't as bad as it was, by distracting you with anything positive surrounding the subject? Tinatakpan and mga masama....

I'll give you an example. You and your twin sister, have to go spend a week in the province, while your parents vacation in a Tropical Paradise. And your mom says something like, "It won't be that bad! Sure, you're with your lolo and lola, they have no television, and your cousins are too busy with their own personal lives with their barkadas, but Iloilo has footballers and the just-opened SM and that new swimming pool" Then you arrive at the Barotac house. Lolo nor lola never takes you to the new swimming pool in the city and you find out SM is boring with just your ten-year old allowance on hand. Meanwhile, Dad is under the belief you are having the time of your life in the place where he grew up. You're twin, on the other hand, is thrilled to read a book the whole day.

BATISTA BOMBED!!!