To my future self

This generation of YM users is starting to get nasty. With this trend keeping up, verbal communication will no longer be "uso". More guys will have girlfriends because of their ability to totally connect with whatever the girl is saying (with the help of the internet in the opposite window).

"I totally understand your pain"
(log on to www.thingstosaytoteenagegirlswhohaveproblemswiththeirmothers.com)

How did our lolo's do it? With the less help of undeveloped technology, older generations must've really known how to pick up ladies. They had no FRIENDSTER or FACEBOOK to see their crush's likes and dislikes. There were no BLOGS to spy on their daily routines.

Dam you YM.
It's because of you that the world is crumbling.
You give false hope to my teenage brothers... and now I can't use the dam PC anymore.