Because he can take it

I've watched The Dark Knight a total of 4 times (twice in normal cinemas, once in the GPC with La-z-bois and once in the laptop, courtesy of the Singaporean pirates in BF Ruins)

It's that good, I tell yah. And yesterday, I got invited to watch it again and add to my collection of those looking-back-and-reflect-on-why-i've-wasted-my-life days. Frankly, I declined.

Not because I was out of cash... (as if)
Not because I got sick of the movie... (as if)
and Not because I was actually considering looking back and reflecting on why I wasted my life.

LS test was coming up tomorrow, and Galura is the type of prof who'd eat your balls out... not because she's strict or scary... but she seems to know what questions to ask. She knows your weaknesses and she'd have a bazooka and a crowbar ready. She could see him sweating and Achilles wouldn't have a chance in hell.

Of course. as you all know... my study habits can be divided into three parts. The first of which is to find a suitable place to study. You know, somewhere cold, quiet and conducive to learning. That takes about an hour. Then when I finally find that place.. I usually chill first. Then I study for about 30 minutes before a distraction comes in and occupies me for about another hour. Continue the cycle and in about 4 hours, and I've read just 20 pages of useful information.

So you could imagine how upset I was when Josh texted me last night and said the test was cancelled.
Even if I really didn't "study"... the lack of effort, the laziness, the worthlessness and the useless 4 hours of barely studying was a waste. Sayang lang. In itself, that amount of dedication and time could've been put into better use, like babysitting, sleeping, reading, pornorgraphy, gaming and getting a massage. I could've done all that shit (the lack of effort, the laziness, the worthlessness and the useless 4 hours) while watching the Dark Knight.

But I understand...


Fuck you Galura...

I'm the student you deserve..

but one you don't need right now..

You do this to me...

because I can take it

because I'm not a student

I'm a silent sleeper

A watchful demon

a Dark Knight.