Thursday, December 18, 2008

To Mr. "Chinese Penis"

Let me rant. We all know you're a horndog. You're 20 or 21? We are all dudes here with our own baboy stories and banter. Shit happens behind closed doors. I enjoy the green mind that you have. But the apple shouldn't fall far from the tree.

When she comes in, out of nowhere you gain a heart. You gain a fucking heart! What a joke! You are now the most sensitive guy on the planet, and now you're full of love.

Forgive me, but I eavesdropped on you once. Well, its not eavesdropping if I had no choice, sitting right in front of you. You use the whole "I was bullied as a child" to gain her sympathy. 

I love Eco class.
Damn you, Mr. Chinese Penis. You fucking crack me up. That you do.

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