Thursday, December 18, 2008

Dear Santa

Hi there. My name is Enzo Z. Araneta — from Alabang, Philippines. You might remember me from a letter I once wrote asking you for a pellet gun. I was going to show it off to all the poorer kids in my street, as well as shoot that mangy old man who walked around the village in his goddam boxers.
Remember? I forgot na when I wrote you that letter. It was probably 1995 or '96? I guess it doesn't matter, though, because I got a bike that year instead. Yeah, a bicycle. What was I going to do with a bike, Nick — can I call you Nick? Anyway, that's behind us now and I've decided to try my hand at this again — you know, asking you for a little something special this season.

So here goes...
I want my sister back.

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