may he just rest in pieces... chopped... diced.. little pieces
Match #1
HIBACHI vs. Prof. TEMPLO
Hibachi and a 9am test with the Eco Moled-Monster known as the Templosion.
BOOM BABY! Templosion! The explosive bitch who sees me as the future president of this country and murders me with question after question on how to run the country.
BOOM BABY! Another Templosion! I got 5 chapters to read, at least 70 pages after those chapters and a whole lot of blank spaces due to my lack of note-copying speed.
BOOM BABY! Templosion number 3! She's an asshole. A git. Nothing more than a glorified Duque.
These were some questions that she asked during the midterms last semester:
- Explain the difference in views between the first and second generation of development economists.
- Explain the recent economic landscape in
What crisis?!? was there an earthquake? and wh0 the fuck are the first and second generation economists?
Hibachi K.O..... better luck next sem. Sumakit ulo ko sa pagbasa lang mehn. Next match nalang ako babawi.
Match #2
HIBACHI vs. Prof. "Ronaldinho" Garilao
Yeah... she's a she. A long lost sister of famed footballer Ronaldinho Gaucho. Her track record speaks for itself. An average of two students with failing grades a sem (for only 2 classes). A quiz last week where the highest grade was a lousy 40%. Legendary midterms where getting a C will suffice for a lifetime of sorrow and bad cheese.
50 pages of handouts...
130 pages from the book...
39825798703 important notes that i missed when I was dreaming of Natalie Portman in her class.
K.O.
I wonder if the Rock, Mike Tyson or Stone Cold Steve Austin ever had to deal with opponents of this magnitude. I'm a wrestler bitch! I dont have tah deal with this crap!
-hibachi
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