Admit it! You took her number without her consent and then texted it.
"Dude. This is Enzo. Ano, ulit Homework bukas?"
"Sorry, wrong number"
But it doesn't end there. No! You still try to have a conversation. Saying you copied the number off a class list or something (which you did, you fucking Beadle you!). Saying you're supposed to text some other guy in the class, but if she knows the answer, she can answer you anyways to save you the trouble.
And now, you're talking to her.
But then you find out she mainly speaks Tagalog, and her subject-verb agreement consistently fails to deliver. And now you wish you never texted that damn "wrong number".
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