a Veteran of the Burger

There is a town at the edge of the Manila kingdom that wages war after war within itself. These little wars aren't of arrows or swords, no pitchforks are thrown, the unruly battles do not even shed a drop of blood.
The Burger Wars of BF have begun... and by god... send me to that cross-fire.


Yesterday I had the triple-patty monster burger of Skippy's.
As a veteran of the burger, my jaw ceased locking up to these meaty masterpieces a long time ago, but still... c'mon man... THREE PATTIES.
Two patty burgers have just entered the market, and BOOM... Skippy puts out a three-patty monster of death. It's fucking brilliant, I tell you. Who'd have thought?
Remember when the PS2 became the PS3? It's like that. It's like a bike turning into a trike. Having three feet instead of two. DX recruiting Chyna. You add that little somthing extra and it makes a world of difference.

THE THREE-PATTY MONSTER BURGER AT SKIPPY... P155
add P15 for the Wasabi sauce



The shroud of the Fat side has fallen
begun the Burger Wars has