Wherever You Will Go

Let's get this out of the way. Van Nistelrooy is in Real Madrid. I will follow you wherever.

Now, "Wherever You will Go" by the Calling is one of the most popular songs in the history of karaoke. "My way" be damned. You don't need talent to sing this song and, as I know, low and terrible voices do pretty well in singing this. So good job The Calling. It's a lousy song, but you'll be recognized in the annals of karaoke shit-voices such as myself.

Which brings me to Jollibee's retarded brother, Samilbee. I hate Sam fucking Milby, the Actor slash singer slash model slash celebrity slash endorser. And guess what Sam's first recorded single is? It played on the radio this morning. You guessed it. "Wherever You will go".

Congrats. We have a star.