Idiots guide to the BF carpool

1. Greet Anj Mendoza and her breasts regularly. The right one is called "Lick". The left is "Me"
2. Lorenzo Pedro greets them with a handshake
3. Do not tease Carlos Agana about his recent sex change. The former "Miss Tawi-Tawi" is a bit sensitive about the issue.
4. Enzo Perez is a Nobel prize winner for his humanitarian actions and is also one of the nicest guys around.
5. Lorenzo Araneta has, what we call, face-o-phobia. As a result, we must bow when talking to him.
6. Lorenzo Pedro leads an underground cult of perverts.
7. Amboy is just a nickname. It is short for "Ama gonna lick me some boys".
8. Mel likes to be tickled.
9. Manoy Infante is a drunkard and likes peeing on trees. Unfortunately when he's drunk, we all look like trees.
10. Snow White used to have 8 dwarfs. Until Nikki Isaac joined the carpool on 2006.
11. Serge almost failed Ateneo last year. He will most likely ask you to do his homework. Throw him a quarter when provoked.
12. JV Sebial is not part of Carpool. If he asks for a ride or money, the will most likely be used in relation to DOTA.
13. Those who ride with Alfie must remember one thing. Sangkyu Han was the last person to offend him. Now he is plucking nuclear waste from the pores of his face leaving him scarred for life.
14. Back in the day, when Carlos was a woman. She used to date a guy named Kyle. Saying "Kyle" is the best way cheer him up.
15. Miko Galvez's camera has X-ray vision. That's why he smiles when he takes photos.
16. Pin is a man.
17. Talking to Frances is like talking to the terminator. No matter what you say, you die.
18. Lorenzo Araneta comes from a mixed chinese-japanese-filipino heritage and in order to avoid offending him you are to address him as "lord hibachi"
19. Nico does not matter on this list