My favorite player of all time has such a douche Euro name: Ruud van fucking Nistelrooy. And he has his own goddamn song to boot.
To those who doubted him, and to those who said he was completely washed and worth throwing away—I look down on you. You are nothingness at the soles of my feet.
Alex Ferguson's grand strategy was to get rid of the 31-year-old in search of a younger, more ruthless Manchester United. Well done, Sir Alex, and fuck yourself.
Real Madrid: 4 | Levante: 1 A VAN NISTELROOY HAT-TRICK.
Prove 'em wrong.
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