Contrary to what many people believe, I quite enjoy my blockmates. Specifically, I enjoy:
Abejay: For constantly making me feel like a complete idiot.
Coo: For his unmatched consistency in saying he'll do something, only to back out at the last second because he got scared.
Belle: For making me feel taller, and for making me hyper-aware of how distracting the pimple on her nose is.
Mike C.: For the constant nagging to eat out, which has gifted me a very grateful five pounds recently.
Dom: For doing absolutely nothing to help with my concerns.
Pao de Jesus: For letting me fart in his car and successfully blame the odor on his leather seats.
Mike Lamar: For being such an absolute dawg with the women.
Olibear: For being the undisputed nicest guy around.
Echo: For being so unfit and unathletic that he managed to break his leg just by jumping.
Vogie: Vor changing the letter "B" to "V" every chance he gets.
Roseann: For limiting our communication to her replying "Huh?" and "What?" to literally everything I say.
Ramos: For ensuring I learn absolutely zero things in Theology.
Sabs: For providing the one person that everyone in the block uses to tease me.
J-to-the-A: For hating Duque so passionately that she channeled all that rage into a letter—which finally forced her to come to school early.
Pol-Di: Kasi ang talino mo, putang ina!!!!!!!
Izelle: For being the one legit hottie in this entire course.
Mikachu: For the dancing.
RJ: Because di ko kita kilala.
Joshee: For stealing two of our country's Chocolate Hills and stuffing them right into your behind. Hmph!!
Keno: For just... being Keno.
Cyndz: For being the one person from this entire block who will actually read this.
2 comments:
MAN, you're overrated.
MAN, you're overrated.
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