PickupTrucks

1. The word of the day is legs..... wanna spread the word
2. You must be working at Subway.... because you're givin me a footlong
3. You must be SM .... coz u got it all
4. I got a hotdog for your buns
5. That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
6. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
7. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
8. Do you live on a chicken farm? (No.) You sure know how to raise cocks
9. My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.
10. I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
11. I think I have to drop this subject...... coz i got lotsa cuts (flex right now)
12. Are you jamaican? Coz jamaikin me crazy
13. I'm no Fred Flintstone.... but i can make your bedrock
14. Is your dad a farmer? coz u have big melons
15. Gimme a parachute coz I'm falling for you
16. Oops... i just shat in my pants... can i get into yours?
17. Is there a mirror in your pants... coz i can see myself in them
18. Are you tired? coz you've been running through my mind
19. Do you have a name? or can i call you mine?
20. Keyboard ka ba??? kasi type kita...
    

I just lost a while ago to LJ in a race to get our carpool trips to school first. I say it's unfair because I literally have more money than him and am wasting my time with a point that won't be taken seriously.

Kiss my ass