If I was a book...

You're The Catcher in the Rye! by J.D. Salinger You are surrounded by phonies, and boy are you sick of them! In an ongoing struggle to search for a land without phonies, you end up running away from everything, from school to consequences. In this process, you reveal that many people in your life have suffered torments and all you really want to do is catch them as they fall. Perhaps using a baseball mitt. Your biggest fans are infamous psychotics. Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

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