Jay: You got that right man. By second year, women are gonna go gaga for my body man. It's like, I have to buy body lotion just to sanitize myself from these bitches' hands man. Yeah.
Alfie: Yeah pare. Alam mo chong, first things first. We need an angle man. We need like shit for these bitches to remember us. Like you Enchong, you gotta be the Asshole-type of person. Gets? You gotta attract the bitches who like the bad boys.
Enchong: I'm liking the sound of that. You could be the smart literate guy man. You could like quote these quotes from books. You could like say Shakespeare and then BANG!! Pants off time. BANG!!! there's the necktie hanging from your bedroom door knob.
Jay: Dude! We re so gonna get laid in these four years man.
This is why I hate Freshmen. Experience tells me that every single Freshie thinks like a goddam douchebag who only cares about the notches they gain for their bedposts.
I miss the condo
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