Overachieving Bastards!!

So Margie (like the head of HPAIR) told all AVPs to submit a resume' to add to the folio (I guess?). Ive seen the shit that my co-officers have put up and they're all like heads of big time orgs and they have awards with the words "Malacanang", "International", "UP", "Best speaker", "National champion", "Scholar". Shit like that scares the living daylights outta me. These overachieving bastards that have nothing to do but excel in shit. Well, I have a pretty decent resume' too. (When I say decent.... of course I mean long.)

Lorenzo Gabriel Zshornack Araneta
Address : #8 Olongapo, Alabang Hills, Muntinlupa
Mobile Number: 09278028510
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Birthdate: August 10 1987
Birthplace: Manila
Nationality: Filipino
Email: nzoolander123@yahoo.com

College Background:
Meco (Member 2005-06, 2006-07)
UP09 home for the Regionally Homeless (Chairman 2005-06)
Participant of the semestral PE Finals in Arnis (2005)
Celadon (Member 2005-07)
Winner of the "Tong Eets" game against Jay Halasan
Invitation to participate in entering the department of Accounting to ponder about grades
Recipient of the 2006 Mother's Christmas Pasalubong
Producer of the Project Requirement video in the field of Sociology and Anthropology
Honorary Member of the Family Group (Araneta)
Runner-up in the "Pusoy Dos" Finals against Jay Halasan
Ranked #3 in the Tulao Freshman Class 2nd Short Examination Results for Math 20
Blogspot Recognition for membership
Loyola Film Circle (Member 2005-06)
European Champion for the UEFA Cup Competition in the FIFA 06 games
Pathways for Higher Learning: Kaya Kong Kumilos (Member 2006-07)
Accounting 10 (classmate)
Ranked #7 in the Uychoco paper of topic research in various fields
Team Alabang Hack-e-sac Committee (2007)
Taekwondo PE silver medalist (2006)
Accounting 30 (class member)
BF Transportation Association Cooperation Group Wednesday Movement Engineer (2006)
BF Transportation Association Cooperation Group Tuesday and Wednesday Automobile Technician and Movement Engineer (2007)
Ateneo Annual Summer Program (2006)
IAC Champion Futsal (2006)
Project Manager for the Marquez presentation report in fulfillment of the requirements in the course of Science and Society (2006)
Blackout Fashion Frenzy Champion (2007)

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