Saturday, May 13, 2006

dobyu dobyu e!

You can't just let things slip away from you!!! You gotsta fight for it!! especially those things you hold so highly in regard.... clenching your fists may not be enough... depicting it in something we're all very familiar with...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, children of all ages, nzoomanities.blogspot.com proudly presents to you the World Heavyweight Champion Araneta "the German" Coluseum in a title defense against the new-comer "the Snake".... in a championship match for the ages. Snake has been eyeing the title ever since the belt made its debut months ago, since then its been with German in his historic title reign. Now, snake wants a piece of the glory. You can see the desire... when German goes out for publicity, snake sneaks to the title and allows himself to be sucked by it. Snake is desperate for some gold this summer. This is nzoomania. TEAM YAP has been banned from ringside to stop any attempts to help the champion. This is entertainment! Let's get ready to rumbllllllllle!!!!!!!!!!!

Snake gets in first with rights and lefts to the champion's jaw. It ain't pretty, but by god its effective. German slides out of the ropes to avoid any more damages, but snake is on his heels. Backbreaker! Backbreaker! shades of the RoadDogg Jesse James with that modified backbreaker to the Champion. Snake slides back in the Ring to avoid the ten-count. The Champion is slow to his feet but makes it back into the ring at the count of seven. Snake runs with a clothesline. Counter! German Suplex by the champion! Arms clenched! Another one! and the hattrick is completed! Three German suplexes by the German! Top rope goes the world heavyweight champion -the title he won last month when it was vacated by the Iron Beef. Diving LegDrop! The Champion lays waste to the challenger with a diving LegDrop. 1.... 2... awww.. the challenger kicks out. German is in control. He picks up Snake, but Oh my God!!! A low blow!! Dammit Ref!! Open your eyes!!! Dammit!! Snake comes back with a Boston Crab!! A Boston Crab!! The champion is in pain!! Will he tap!! German could lose the title to a submission, something that's never happened since the main event at wrestlemania XX!! The pain must be excruciating!!..... Rope break... the champion saved by the ropes... Snake has to break the hold. Oh my God is Snake ugly! The Champion back to his feet... Snake with a right hand... Counter!!... German Suplex!!!... The German Machine with another Suplex. Both men down and the ref starts the count.... 1... 2...3...4...5

Snake gets up first but rolls out of the ring. The champion on his feet now. What's this!?! Snake on the announcer's table trying to take the world heavyweight title. To use it as a weapon no doubt! Headbutt!!! Diving headbutt!! The champion from the ring into the announcer's table with a headbutt to snake!!! Oh my God!! the carnage!! both men are down and German is busted wide open!! Let's take you back to the replay and show it you once again... snake outside the ring eyeing the title on the announcers table and the champion with a diving headbutt from outside the ring straight to the challenger... the momentum carries both men to the announcers table snapping the woodwork in half....

Now, both men are standing, both on their feet, rights by the challenger and the champion responds with chops...woooo goes the crowd.. paying homeage to the dirtiest player in the game. Both men are back in the ring... Snake with a poke to eye! and .... Oh my God!! The chickstealer!!!!! Snake's finishing move!!! but the champion counters!!! Another German!!! Another!!! Another!! Three German Suplexes driving Snake's head into the matt!!! The champion signalling that the end is near!!! lifts Snake and delivers the superkick!!! SuperKick by the German!!! 1... 2...3!! what a match!!!

Here is your winner and STILL the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!, German!!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, you have just witnessed an instant classic... who knows when snake will attack once again to try to take Araneta Coluseum's prize away from him....

So you see, no matter how much you say something is yours, considering that it's very valuable to you, someone else could want a piece of it. Something that good can't go unnoticed.

1 comment:

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